This is what happens after Apolo tweets about a 911 cupcake emergency:
he was buttercream, too! A truly complete waste of deliciousness!
Om nom nom.
And this is what kind of prompt is spawned when the short track team agrees to do a live chat from their hotel room:
he's just standing in a closet with Simon, both of them half-naked, and this is so totally not how he expected his night to go.
Choski v. Ohski. May the shipping wars begin!