Goes Somer * Goesomer * Gossamer

 
*Ring, ring* 

nepenthe: *answers cell phone* Hello?
caller: Hello, this is Kevin, with Pet Tags. Is this, Legal-Name-Here?
nepenthe: Yes!
Kevin: I'm calling about the order you placed today for your cat's name tag. In the name line, all you've got is the & symbol. You know. An ampersand.
nepenthe: That's because my cat's name is Ampersand.
Kevin: . . .
Kevin: . . .
Kevin: . . . are you sure people will get it?
nepenthe: Well, her name is Ampersand and it's an ampersand on her tag. That's straight forward to me.
Kevin: I can't argue. I'll get it engraved this evening.
nepenthe: Thank you, sir.

What makes it better is that I'm pretty sure that it's Kevin who makes the tags and engraves them himself. Awesome.