Goes Somer * Goesomer * Gossamer

 
I did what I should have done a long time ago; I googled how to pass a pre-employment test. Welp, that explains why no one ever calls me back. FML. Am I better equipped to navigate the computer bots and the not-peer-reviewed 'personality tests' which guard the doors to employment? I hope so. 

Jesus H. Christ, I need to just fucking write smut to busk. Write some goddamn fanfic and smutty noveling and no more of this fucking job bullshit. 

(It may come too late to pay my bills, tho. Why am I a consumer whore?).